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The Life Cycle of a Cult tends to be characterized by clear stages.

1. The Core Concept

A dominant personality or figureheads introduce a revolutionary approach offering a solution for struggling players.

Thus we find ourselves. Plans are in motion to storm the compound down in Brisbane. Pressure is mounting. Conflict emerges from the out-houses. A lone figure, naked, anxious, the slogan POSITIVE INTENT written on his body as a symbol, has stumbled through the lines and is removed with discretion towards an inconclusive loan stint elsewhere.

Remember the beginning, when the world was still young? The era of early Bazball, of Bazball without brains.

2. Initial Adoration

Cult leaders offer a new start, a brighter tomorrow, love, redemption among a group united in belief in the big idea.

What did it represent at first? Players celebrating enjoying success. Tattoos. Muscles. Determination. Peak performance vibes. Of course, The team insist they don’t use the label, amusingly as it’s denied, what exactly did I just watch?

But we know what it is. It’s Harry Brook executing a stroke so depraved it defies description. It’s the adrenaline of the leader in ultimate mode, a demeanor suggesting: focused titan, beard made of wood, natural look, so authentically Modern Savage you wouldn’t be surprised to look down and notice he’s fielding at mid-off shirtless and cradling a wild salmon.

It’s Ben Duckett often seen to talk in press conferences, appearing as a cheerful animal smartly dressed, saying stuff like we are actively deconstructing the orange. Certainly, the vibe, initially, was entirely positive.

3. A New Life

Growth phase. Unity enforced via memorization of the cult’s slogans. These beliefs may seem irrational to prove commitment.

Does anyone else feel? The criticism, the outrage, the sense of betrayal after the first Ashes Test defeat appears excessive, too much. England batted badly on the field, as they often do in Australia. They were dominated while bowling in a short span as the bowling and captaincy fell apart, manipulated by the opponent imitating their style effectively, responsive to the situation, a man playing with brilliance.

Currently, we see the pile-on, the frustration, the sense of English Test cricket as a kind of abomination. The consensus is that defeat must be total, they need to lose righteously, to be purged, obliterated, defeated through sheer skill of the bowler’s action, the simple basics of Scott Boland, seen enjoying his wickets modestly similar to getting a nice new fishing rod. What impact will this have?

4. External Conflict

Challenges surface because of mistakes. Yet, mistakes are denied. It starts to feed on anger towards critics.

Ultimately, a few days before the upcoming game, we are at a delicious point of tension in the journey of this approach. England could quite easily win overseas in a blur of adrenal disruption. Probably, failure may follow. Should they fail it feels like we could be witnessing the decline.

Prior to that, there are two things worth saying on the topic. In the past, back in those heady early days, of optimism and energy, an piece was published suggesting Bazball was a cult. People were very angry, which was helpful since it’s clear the best way of proving that it’s not a closed group is should followers respond with anger denying scrutiny of the beliefs.

What has happened lately are fascinating. It seems that hating Bazball has now become the cult. We have a uniformly angry internet, disappointed commentators, pictures of upset supporters abroad disappointed by the short match, like a room full of timeshare owners seeking justice.

Conversely, we have the wider backdrop of the opponent’s mixed more culturally hard-wired exasperation at these weirdly passive-aggressive buccaneers, out there saying, hey, that thing you love and have fostered and nurtured as part of your identity culturally from us, it’s just a joke in the end old boy.

Here lies the truth. Everything is a cult. The approach was a phenomenon as the game has its own culture. In fact, English cricket has always been a cult, a group, a private event, an insular community with a long history of opaque and ritualistic cult history supporting it. It has long been a place where power and access are hoarded. It’s the British pastime of the nation, the early image-makers. And guess what, the nation has its own culture, a series of esoteric hierarchies, a royal family remains.

The players have been sealed up in this system since childhood. Attempting to break free, to create a less brutal environment, they are just repeating their upbringing, creating another a bubble, an exclusive group, but doing it this time with a new team and a leader who wants you to be yourself as long as yourself is quite a lot like myself.

Live where your feet are. Embrace challenges. But no matter how fast and far you run, things stay similar.

With this mind, now is the time to have some sympathy for Bazball, to recognize its positives, which are significant. How to define it? Promoting liberation. Defying norms. Batting aggressively|Attacking with